Solution to McDonalds’ understaffing

I found this on a friend’s site, idgrid[dot]org.
This week in class we had to submit an assignment handling McDonald’s chronic understaffing problem for the morning shifts. I do believe I have found the solution:

If we had regular, choreographed group dance breaks during morning shifts, I’m pretty sure we’d see a turnaround!
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WARNING: DO NOT TRAVEL TO COLOMBIA, THE CONGO, AND CANADA

My classmate Ashley recently cancelled her trip to Venezuela because the Canadian government issued a warning about travelling there, citing it as an unsafe country.
Well, imagine reading this, then cancelling your travel plans to Canada?
Australian Government Dept. of Foreign Affairs and Trade – Travel Advisories: Travel Advice for Canada
haha, How hilarious is that?
Here are some [...]